Britney Spears

OK, does any one else find it kind of sad that, true to life, in her retarded ad for that stupid perfume (cross between a Lord of the Rings audition tape a la Sean Young and an infomercial for their sad relationship) that Britney Spears tempts Kevin by throwing a shiny jewel at him? The script, with Britney’s unnecessarily breathy narration, may well have been written in Crayola by a gifted second grader. But only if that same second grader had consumed a large quantity of red dye #5 laced fruit juice. Which reminds me…I want some Hawaiian Punch for the first time in 2 or 3 years.