No, THUNKS.

I don't appreciate being followed around and filmed for the purposes of a god-damned video. My life is PRIVATE thanks very much, down to flaunting my oft mentioned true life dream of having myself animated by Don Bluth (who did the sequence in the film Xanadu that I wish I had not seen because I think that's when, right then and there, that I was ruined for life). How RUDE.

Oh wait...this video isn't starring me? It's just an alarming approximation of my life at the present? Oh. Well.

Awkward.

Enjoy the Scissor Sister's Mary. And try not to make eye contact with me for a day or two. K, thanks.

2 Blessed 2 B 2 Stressed!

And I truly am blessed...I mean, look at this fine slideshow my pal Sara Jo made with help from Searsy for my birthday party show this past weekend!



Also, someone is gonna get his/her ass removed.

Sincerely, I had a GREAT time! Thanks to all who came. Here's a stunning recap for people who were too lame to go, I.E. various exes and haters and my Mom. THANKS A LOT, KATHY!!!!!! (muffled sobbing)