I may seem to you to be a tough broad. You're right. But sometimes, I think about meeting someone who turns out to be my soulmate, and who completes me in a way no one has before. Someone who, with the act of being in love with me, makes everything- no matter how stressful, upsetting or terrible- OK. Someone for whom the entire courtship is simple- no questions, deception, or dramatics.
Sigh.

And then I read
this article and I think, "My
cat has paws and therefore, cannot hold a gun. Keepin' It Single in 2007. Word."
2 comments:
"Police seized 121 guns owned by Orlowski."
WHAT??????????????
I know! So scary.
I thought the open casket was a nice touch, how considerate.
WHAT THE FUCK?!
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