Monday, May 21, 2007

Sometimes, I Think I Want To Get Married.

I may seem to you to be a tough broad. You're right. But sometimes, I think about meeting someone who turns out to be my soulmate, and who completes me in a way no one has before. Someone who, with the act of being in love with me, makes everything- no matter how stressful, upsetting or terrible- OK. Someone for whom the entire courtship is simple- no questions, deception, or dramatics. Sigh.
















And then I read this article and I think, "My cat has paws and therefore, cannot hold a gun. Keepin' It Single in 2007. Word."

2 comments:

Carolyn said...

"Police seized 121 guns owned by Orlowski."

WHAT??????????????

Brandy For Sale. said...

I know! So scary.

I thought the open casket was a nice touch, how considerate.

WHAT THE FUCK?!