Tuesday, July 11, 2006
"Why does the crazy ape keep yelling at me?" - Porter "Homeboy" Mason the III.
"Did I mention I have a full page article AND a book review in this month's BUST?! Anyone?!?" Based on a true, sad story.
Sara, Giulia & Margot, who pleaded with me to not put a picture of her on my blog.
Kukoda, letting the ladies know who gives the moustache rides in this town.
Becky checks out b-day girl Sara Schaefer's goods. O'Donnell salivates.
"Whoever's doing that-is it you, sir? Please stop it, it's really immature." B & S at Fink's show at the Goldhawk.
After the fart machine was confiscated, Sara made the music with her mouth, Biz.
The dapper Josh Hanness and Dusty Springfield.
I love going out and having adventures. I worry about getting married, because I don't think I'll ever stop wanting to go out and carouse and cause all sorts of trouble. It just won't involve making out with strangers so much. Who am I kidding, it doesn't involve that now. The fact that my hair is Dokken-ing out in a most black denim vest of ways may be the culprit.
Or my obnoxious, abrasive hi-jinx. Could be those, too. Who can say?