Porter and I stayed up late recently and got ourselves into hysterics over when non-native English speaking exchange students say funny shit. We are very, VERY highbrow.
"Mom, Our exchange student Is Super Weird!" -me, in 13 year old Valley girl voice
Here is what Porter & I have imagined that Hiroku, said exchange student, has been heard to say with great enthusiasm:
I have 3 hamburgers tonight!
I put up your duke!
A bunny is here!
I am courageous to party!
You better take off THAT wristwatch!
There were a lot more but I was snorting and could not move myself from the couch to write them for posterity. Later, we broke out the remote controlled fart machine.
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