It makes me want to throw up. But go ahead, buy that funky fur-trimmed coin purse to use for one season! That rabbit that was anally electrocuted and skinned would have died anyway, right? You just keep telling yourself that, princess.
I look at this, I look across the room at my cat, and think how much I'd like to punch the mall shopping anorexics who actually buy this gauche shit in the cunts. I blame Paris Hilton, who I think most likely smells far worse than a mink and therefore should be electrocuted, skinned and made into snappy little ballet slippers.
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Don't worry, JCrew shoppers can still buy dull, boring, plain, grey sweaters at overpriced wasp warehouses. Yeah, I said it.
Wait...does it involve peeing into Coca-Cola products? Because that's not only racist but a copyright infringement.
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