Friday, November 04, 2005

J. Cruel

I just read about the boycott being imposed on J. Crew, who insist on not only using fur on thier products but on purchasing it from China. China routinely kills dogs & cats for their fur, which is then mislabeled as other species' fur and sold to the US- and retailers such as J. Crew.

It makes me want to throw up. But go ahead, buy that funky fur-trimmed coin purse to use for one season! That rabbit that was anally electrocuted and skinned would have died anyway, right? You just keep telling yourself that, princess.

I look at this, I look across the room at my cat, and think how much I'd like to punch the mall shopping anorexics who actually buy this gauche shit in the cunts. I blame Paris Hilton, who I think most likely smells far worse than a mink and therefore should be electrocuted, skinned and made into snappy little ballet slippers.

2 comments:

Giulia said...

Don't worry, JCrew shoppers can still buy dull, boring, plain, grey sweaters at overpriced wasp warehouses. Yeah, I said it.

Brandy For Sale. said...

Wait...does it involve peeing into Coca-Cola products? Because that's not only racist but a copyright infringement.