Friday, June 02, 2006
Book Of Radness!
I had the hiccups last night, which was a strange thing. They eventually went away, after I cut myself off from drinking for approximately 22 minutes. I showed willpower. I also hung out with many lovely lady friends and there were searches for after hours hi-jinx. I ended up at a club called- I kid you not- Climax. The worst part? I'd been there before for a friend of a friend's birthday party. Ick.
This was all caused by the weather. After rehearsal, we went out for a quick cocktail and instead strayed for extended Happy Hour, because a torrential rainstorm trapped us. Yeah. That's a valid excuse. There was $3 PBR and fancy Pigs in A Blanket to boot. Later, at the Bowery Poetry Club, I had more PBR. Then at the Slipper Room there was more PBR. And finally at Welcome to the Johnson's...yes. That's right. PBR. And I wondered why I got the hiccups.
Today is dedicated to men who claim they like funny women, but who make extra sure to date ones who aren't as funny as they are. Shut up your stupid talk hole with your "I like funny women" shit. No, you don't.
This entry was produced by the Dust Brothers.