A discursive account of my self-absorbed, spiteful, immature observations & obsessions.
Yeah, why not? I'm worth it. BONUS: I will indeed be wearing a flag bikini top. For reals, though.
"I will indeed be wearing a flag bikini top."Are you Puerto Rican now?
That was the bit, actually. Except Sara was going to wear a PR get up, which would in turn offend me in my American Flag get up and we were going to get in a flag fight and then sing "American Girl" by Tom Petty. Looks like Jessica Fletcher is on the case!
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