But she shall be back soon...and when she is, watch your back, suckas. We'll be out on the town, causing trouble, she carrying a sumptuous leather bag from a top handbag manufacturer such as Coach or Louis Vuitton, me schlepping some sort of Marc Jacobs-as-inspired-by-Chanel-knock off from Strawberry.
Until then, enjoy this, which upon close examination, is really the cornerstone of our friendship; a Rosetta Stone for those unaquainted, if you will, to our odd, magical, creepy partnership.
Or you could just watch this while eating a whole paw-full of Hershey's Kisses you swiped from the karaoke place while the cashier's back was turned. Knock yourself out, holmes.