Thursday, June 07, 2007

I Ask Of You: Where is Salicious Crumb?


Yes, Jaunita Young. You're ever so right. 10 million and some odd dollars will never, ever bring your (wrongfully shot at a drug bust) son back. So why not donate all of those funds to a youth charity that helps young men of color to fight economic disparity by teaching them job & study skills they may not have access to vis the lacking public school system causing them to dabble in illegal activities in order to gain a semblance of financial security in order to support hier families, such as your son?

No?

Oh, wait...you're buying a new house? Huh. That's...no, no it's cool. I mean, you know, you earned it. By hawking over your dead kid's corpse with a bullhorn, and all.

Naw, g'head, have at it! Also tell Han Solo I said hi, right before you eat a furry bird-creature thing and yank at that sexy Princess Leia's chain. Maybe you should go after George Lucas for stealing your countenance for the Empire Strikes Back? Not for nothing.

2 comments:

Matt said...

You don't really know Han Solo.

Brandy For Sale. said...

In my dreams, I do.