Thursday, June 07, 2007

I Ask Of You: Where is Salicious Crumb?

Yes, Jaunita Young. You're ever so right. 10 million and some odd dollars will never, ever bring your (wrongfully shot at a drug bust) son back. So why not donate all of those funds to a youth charity that helps young men of color to fight economic disparity by teaching them job & study skills they may not have access to vis the lacking public school system causing them to dabble in illegal activities in order to gain a semblance of financial security in order to support hier families, such as your son?


Oh,'re buying a new house? Huh. That', no it's cool. I mean, you know, you earned it. By hawking over your dead kid's corpse with a bullhorn, and all.

Naw, g'head, have at it! Also tell Han Solo I said hi, right before you eat a furry bird-creature thing and yank at that sexy Princess Leia's chain. Maybe you should go after George Lucas for stealing your countenance for the Empire Strikes Back? Not for nothing.


Matt said...

You don't really know Han Solo.

Brandy For Sale. said...

In my dreams, I do.