Tuesday, August 09, 2005

The Descent Into Madness Begins.

This is what misery tastes like. Like chocolate covered caulk.

So the next 30 days are going to be awful. Simply horribly awful. Everyone is allowed to feel beyond sorry for me. Aside from some breaks here and there- a staff brunch, my MORTIFIED performance, etc.- I'm going to be miserable at the library, acting like Rodney Dangerfield in "Back To School". Eeep.

Please feel free to send me cheerful emails, baskets laden with exoctic fruits & Jaques Torres chocolates, exorbitant spa products, or, if you are a hot boy, to neck with me. I love the necking.

Let the misery...commence.

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