Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Fun Like Me?

Don't cha? Oh, how I love the Pussycat Dolls song/video. Ben opines that there is probably a lot of infighting betwixt the Dolls. Perhaps he came to that conclusion in between beat off sessions.


My ability to develop intense, hypersexed crushes on men I will never meet is legendary. The trend continues. Let's talk about how I want to sit on Carey Hart's face and grind the enamel off his teeth? I mean, give me a break. He's KILLING ME with that shit. I don't know why I got all crazed tonight but I was watching Inked and he made me all squirmy and hot. Carey Hart will you please just give it to me?!?

I have dignity. Oh, yes, I do.

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