Friday, August 19, 2005

I am in love with this man.

I have been for a few years. But today I have decided he is beyond perfection. He has red hair, so clearly, he's genetically superior. He's 6'7' tall, which makes me squirm with delight. And he's British.

Clearly the perfect man. Now I just need to crawl on top of him and convince him that I am the woman of his dreams. I'll get to work on that right now.

You think I'm kidding, but I am out of control, head over heels infatuated and am writing a letter to him RIGHT NOW!!!!

Stephen Merchant, you sexy devil, you.

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