I got to see Dog the Bounty Hunter give a "scared straight" anti-drug lecture to teenagers at a high school on A&E tonight. One facet of my prayers was neatly addressed.
If only the one involving me, the actors who play the Weasely Twins, and a bottle of Crisco could come true, I suppose I will once and for all revoke my declarations of aetheism.
Because that's what aethesists do, right? They pray until they get what they want, then grudgingly decide they believe in god?