Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Bright Future In Sales.


In Spades.
Originally uploaded by branleighbarber.

Too busy to update the past few days, all 3 1/2 of you kind, bored people who read this, my blog, a testament to the ongoing torrid love affair I have with my own slightly-too big ass. Apologies.

Sara and I got our show dates confirmed-CALENDARIZE! Saturdays in June 2005! There will be free beer and all sorts of scandal.

Last night when I was out and about at a show, I prayed to the precious christ child that a boy performing there (who looks like the personification of a "Herman" cartoon according to Dan Dratch) would make at least a half-hearted attempt to french me. Didn't happen. Thanks a lot, jesus! (NOTE: NON-CAPITILAZATION INTENDED TO CONVEY LACK OF RESPECT!!! THAT'LL TEACH YOU, JESUS!! SHIT...WAIT, THAT WAS IN CAPS.)

4 comments:

Heather Fink said...

Ooh- free beer and shows- cool.
Your capitalization reminds me of a favorite Punctuation themed passage in "Flowers for Algernon", remember that one?

Brandy For Sale. said...

I loved that book, it made me cry. Because I love rats & had a pet one (as you know) and because I am retarded.

saraisloco said...

Hey ladies, that books cool and all but it has nothing on "The Baby Sitter's Club - Stacy's Revenge" Can I get an Amen?

The Quiet Traveler said...

you make me want to piss myself.LOL