I mean do you blame him?! Having sex with a backwoods trash hick 'tard has to get exhausting eventually. As my friend Cathy opined, "I don't think she knows where babies come from, but she's almost figured it out."
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We've got his number
Nick Lachey, your nose, among other things apparently, is getting longer.
We hear Jessica Simpson's hubby denied bussing and giving his cell-phone number to a gorgeous blond and brunette at the ESPN magazine Super Bowl party in Jacksonville on Friday. Sorry, Nick - you picked the wrong girls to flirt with. The brunette was none other than our own Jo Piazza, the blond is her best friend, and we've got your cell-phone number, buddy. You wouldn't want us to print it to prove it, now, would you?
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