Tuesday, May 16, 2006

I expect better from you, people.


If you're going to post some passive agressive pointedly sexist comment under a pseudonym that you took the precious time to register for a Blogger account for, the least you could do is pick a name that's not a blatant giveaway to your inherent wackiness. That name reeked of Cannonball Run II and Dave Thomas from Second City rapping in his comedy special as "The Mad Dad". Just cringeworthy, really. I don't know if you really are pitiful enough to be freaked out by women being sexually forward or, you're just a creep that has some issue with me personally. But either way, you really didn't give your 110%. Nowhere near as spiteful and savvy as I'd expect-I mean, you live in New York. At least, that's what your IP address says. It also says a lot of other really, really informative things. Isn't then internet neat? We think it's all annonymous and shit, but it's really not. But let's not dwell on that, IP address that begins with 63.118. C'mon, champ- let's hug that anger out!

And yes, I do have a penis. So do feel ever so free to suck the dick up to the hiccup. You're welcome.

6 comments:

2na said...

WHAT??? I bought you a hat, smile!!

April said...

bash the fucker brandy!

Brandy For Sale. said...

I am cranky for some reason today. Lack of sleep? Stress? Anger issues caused by feelings of betrayal? Or just plain ornery-ness. Not sure. Don't care.

(stands up from desk, pulls down pants, moons entire office including one-eyed janitor, marches out without tripping on said pants)

saraisloco said...

Does Kirstie Alley have a place in the big apple? I'm sure as shit she'd like to eat a few...you know if they're deep fried with cheese on them.

Giulia said...

Please call me and tell me what the f*ck this is about? I will send Daddy on them.

Carolyn said...

Oh - you can't not post about the comment and then not post the comment! Trust me girl - I KNOW! I am a crazy magnet.