Monday, May 01, 2006

Last Year In This Worthless, Onanistic Blog: May 1, 2005.


In the interest of self-evaluation (which, in the all-high all-weekend comedown state I am in, I have realized sounds just like a new euphemisim for "masturbation") I clicked on the archive of my blog to see what I was up to a year ago.

Cue: "Still The Same" by Bob Seger.

4 comments:

Giulia said...

Who is this chick that is all over your blog & myspace? Why is her leotard loose in the crotch?

anne altman said...

i want to hear that this loose crotched chick is actually you, barber. it would be so excellent if it were really you...lie to me and tell me it's you.

Brandy For Sale. said...

Well, let's just say this ladies. I WISH I was that cute when I was a kid. Everything else was there- the skinny legs, the over all scrawniness, hell I even had the purple leotard. But then just cut and paste the head of Napoleon Dynamite and you have me in my ill-fated dance classes. 'Twas a sight. Someday I am going to write a show about it...someday.

anne altman said...

but you grew into your lithe frame and fro. it's your revenge.