Friday, March 24, 2006
I Want To Do It With You: Chapter 79
Hi, my name is Brandy Leigh Barber. I have been drinking. Let's just get THAT out of the way. My very nice friend kept getting my drinks and I don't posses a smidgen of self control, so I said "Si senorita!" Just like that. Boy did that make the bus staff po'd. Anywayzzz, I am hammered. But on the subway home, a song you, Lloyd Cole, that YOU sang came magically onto my iPod. My iPod that my Dad, Terry, bought me for my recent birthday. Look a shiny thing! What? Anybutt, I want to "DO IT" with you. Based on one song you wrote which my friend, Dick Luxury played at a wedding. Now I am going to listen to "Crossroads" by Bone Thugs 'N' Harmony and reflect on when I went wrong, when it all went off the track and when I became this awfully drunk. It's going to be super duper.
But seriously, the offer stands. I will dry hump you in your cinnamon velvet blazer and then buy you a Maker's. I know how to treat a gent.
Someone shoot me in the mouth.