While I Was Typing Yet Another Plug, Some Asshole From My Office Tried To Make Me Work On A "Project".

We all know what "a project" translates to. It means, "I'm a lazy ass that tries to delegate my turd to you for flushing purposes which I should really handle myself, yet I am akin to an infant as far as common sense and think I can pull one over on you." My reply? "I'm really, really slammed." This, as I was searching for JPGs of my drunk ass on the hard drive. I ignored her repeated sighs until she thankfully went away, looking annoyed. Good. Beat it, troll because I have shows to promote. And speaking of...

Come out and see the black magic of Brandy & Sara as we use our powers for evil. Fuck good.

We'll be doing a sketch classic of ours, voted "Most Likey To Make Brandy's Mom Really, Really Angry". You don't want to miss that.

AND it's only $5! WHAT?! Put down that Iced Latte from Starbuck's, you ass! That's your ticket money.

See you there.