I plan on leaving up the repugnant post below for a variety of reasons. None of them involve humor, at least not of the intentional kind. Here are some of them:
1. I suspect I have a binge drinking "problem"
2. I do not need to be shaming myself electronically to the degree that I choose to
3. I want to blush with mortification on a routine basis when I see it
Please feel free to add your own to the list if you like.