Thursday, January 27, 2005

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown

Language barrier: Don't try any English pickup lines on the lovely Japanese women that rocker Gwen Stefani has hired to help promote her new Asian-inspired accessories line, Harajuku Lovers. Lowdown hears that the four geisha-like gals - who follow Stefani everywhere from the red carpet to "TRL" - are fluent in English, but they're contractually prohibited from speaking anything but Japanese. The reason for this curious marketing ploy? Yesterday, Stefani's reps weren't telling - in any language.

How do you, "Go fuck yourself you overhyped, talentless anti-choice asshole?" Oh and by the way, Gwen-Gwen, how's that illegitimate 15 year old stepdaughter doing? Are you pregnant yet, Ms. "I would never have an abortion but I respect it if you want to?" Apparently Gavin's ex skank felt the same way.

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