In pants pocket:
Half-chewed candy conversation heart
$1
Post it note with the following scrawled on it: 11J889 THIS TIME I KNOW IT'S FOR REAL
Gold Casio Illuminator (men's)
Lollipop stick
What. Happened. Last. Night.
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Brandy, you tried to drink a mug full of golf pencils.
OH MY GOD!!! YOU DID I TOTALLY FUCKING FORGOT!!!
ROOTIE NOOOOOO!!!!
I forgot about that as well... Holy shitznit.. I cleaned up like the mom. I love you, I loved your sunglasses -- you were so Joplinesque last night.
See ya later roots...
I have your camera -- friends, DO NOT let friend lose a camera due to drinking!
TUNA
Pictures please. All of you.
Smooth. I couldn't record my golf score because of your antics, Barber. I had fun crooning with you otherwise.
My breath reeks of lead!
From Jesus Christ Superstar I don't know how to love him,
What to do, how to move him.
I've been changed, yes, really changed.
In these past few days when I've seen myself
I seem like someone else.
I don't know how to take this
I don't see why he moves me.
He's a man, he's just a man.
And I've had so many men before
In very many ways:
He's just one more
Should I bring him down? Should I scream and shout?
Should I speak of love - let my feelings out?
I never thought I'd come to this -
What's it all about?
Don't you think it's rather funny
I should be in this position?
I'm the one who's always been
So calm, so cool, no lover's fool
Running every show
He scares me so.
I never thought I'd come to this -
What's it all about
Yet, if he said he loved me
I'd be lost, I'd be frightened.
I couldn't cope, just couldn't cope.
I'd turn my head, I'd back away,
I wouldn't want to know -
He scares me so.
I want him so.
I love him so.
eeew emoticon with sun glasses for reals...
http://www.jawright.com/images/photos/pencils.jpg
Harry Potter get off the stage... Choke on a cup of golden golf pencils = emoticon red face with crooked smile.
Don't you have to go look for the sorcerers stone Harry? BEAT IT!
Mike where is your invisibility cloak?
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