Monday, April 11, 2005

Kind of Blue.

I ask of you, Faithful Readers: Did he ask me out?


Amsterdam 1995.
Originally uploaded by branleighbarber.

Work crush: Uh, hey Brandy do you like cinema?

Me: (to self) I wish I could yank your pants off with my teeth. Well, if you count "Caddyshack" as cinema then yes, I do.

Work Crush: (does not laugh) Hmmm.

Me: Why?

Work Crush: Well then I think you should see [Stemy Italian Sexy Nudie Type Movie]that's showing here next week.

Me: Oh, okay cool.

Work Crush: It's really good.

Me: Uh, great.

Work Crush: I was going to go see it again, so...

Me: Mmm-hmm (eating gummy bears from purse, thinking about how hot Chevy Chase used to be in the 80s)

Work Crush: So we could maybe go, then.

Brandy: (to self) HOLY JESUS BABY CHILD CHRIST IN A MANGER! DID HE JUST ASK ME OUT?! AM I CRAZY?!
Uhh, well let me look at my schedule. I think I can...but I may have plans. I'll let you know.

Work Crush: Cool. Do you like weissbeers?

Brandy: As in Coors Lite?

Work Crush: (smiles) Maybe.

4 comments:

Anne said...

Damn that's awesome. When God closes a door he opens a window! I HATE MEN.

Brandy For Sale. said...

Anne, maybe he's married.

April said...

YES HE DID!!!!GO GIRL!!!

Brandy For Sale. said...

Update: He has a girlfriend.