I ask of you, Faithful Readers: Did he ask me out?
Work crush: Uh, hey Brandy do you like cinema?
Me: (to self) I wish I could yank your pants off with my teeth. Well, if you count "Caddyshack" as cinema then yes, I do.
Work Crush: (does not laugh) Hmmm.
Work Crush: Well then I think you should see [Stemy Italian Sexy Nudie Type Movie]that's showing here next week.
Me: Oh, okay cool.
Work Crush: It's really good.
Me: Uh, great.
Work Crush: I was going to go see it again, so...
Me: Mmm-hmm (eating gummy bears from purse, thinking about how hot Chevy Chase used to be in the 80s)
Work Crush: So we could maybe go, then.
Brandy: (to self) HOLY JESUS BABY CHILD CHRIST IN A MANGER! DID HE JUST ASK ME OUT?! AM I CRAZY?!
Uhh, well let me look at my schedule. I think I can...but I may have plans. I'll let you know.
Work Crush: Cool. Do you like weissbeers?
Brandy: As in Coors Lite?
Work Crush: (smiles) Maybe.