Friday, April 01, 2005

Totally Crushed Out!*

-----Original Message-----
From: Anne
To: Brandy, Sara
Date: 4/1/2005 3:48:14 PM
Subject: bored

i'm sooooooooo bored. i've been doing mindless data entry,
which i don't care about, but i'm ready to go blow off some
steam. nothing ever happens on mars! boring! boring!


-----Original Message-----
From: Brandy
To: Anne, Sara
Date: 4/1/2005 3:50:14 PM
RE: bored


Anne I am NUTS, I'm on friendster cracking out, and [MUTUAL UNATTAINABLE CRUSH] is online!!!!!! I want to like, add him as a friend but I also want to retain a kernel of dignity. Hmmm....let's see who wins this round.


-----Original Message-----
From: Anne
To: Brandy
Date: 4/1/2005 3:54:02 PM
Subject: RE: bored

dude, just friendster him. come on. it will be hilarious.
then 5 minutes later sara and i will request to be his friend.

he intimidates me with his giant appendage!


-----Original Message-----
From: Brandy
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 3:56 PM
To: Sara ; Anne
Subject: FW: RE: bored

No way I'm not going first. Sassy, I DARE you to do it!


-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
To: Brandy
Date: 4/1/2005 4:13:19 PM
Subject: RE: RE: bored

But my head is sayin' 'fool forget him',
yet my heart is saying 'don't let go'
Hopelessly devoted to you...


-----Original Message-----
From: Brandy
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 4:14 PM
To: Sara
Subject: RE: RE: bored

Are we in 4th grade?!


-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
To: Brandy
Date: 4/1/2005 4:15:45 PM
Subject: RE: RE: bored

Oh no. It's official. We are.
Do you get butterflies when you see him? I do


-----Original Message-----
From: Brandy
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 4:18 PM
To: Sara
Subject: RE: RE: bored

I DO!!! I freaked out when I saw him at the show, didn't you?!


-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
To: Brandy
Date: 4/1/2005 4:19:29 PM
Subject: RE: RE: bored

There's something about him...he's very sexy in a date-rapey sort of
way....well actually no that would be dan's friend who isn't
really sexy at all...just date rapey


-----Original Message-----
From: Brandy
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 4:23 PM
To: Sara Allocco
Subject: RE: RE: bored

Yeah, like, he would look you straight in the eye and tell you to take
off your panties in a very calm, menacing tone. And you'd do it and
he'd say, "That's a good girl".

OK, I have to go masturbate now.

-----Original Message-----
From: Sara
To: Brandy
Date: 4/1/2005 4:28:58 PM
Subject: RE: RE: bored

Holy shit!! My ween tingles a little!!


*with much respect to that dog.

1 comment:

Brandy For Sale. said...

Racial...so...


She is the serpent, who guards the gates of hell-ll!