So hungover. I ate so much at the Hat at 1 am that I am still full. My hair smells like belgian frites. Which Anne and I also ate. Which explains the odor. When did I start to slowly morph into Meg Ryan in "When a Man Loves A Woman"? Best not to dwell. Going back to bed.
Drunk Gross Guy Who's Rubbing Up on Gross Drunk Girl in Brightly Lit Telephone Bar: Baby, I ain't gonna run away like them other guys, I'm gonna do you right.
Brandy to Anne, but really more like directly into the drunk girl's ear to ruin any romance: HERPES is OK, JESUS LOVES HERPES I SWEAR.
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We are special! We love food espcially french fries, pizza, chips, and tacos. Jesus loves herpes!!!!
Drunk Gross Guy Who's Rubbing Up on Gross Drunk Girl in Brightly Lit Telephone Bar: Baby, I ain't gonna run away like them other guys, I'm gonna do you right.
Brandy to Anne, but really more like directly into the drunk girl's ear to ruin any romance: HERPES is OK, JESUS LOVES HERPES I SWEAR.
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