Monday, April 11, 2005

Things I Find Amusing.


Oh, Angel Puppy!
Originally uploaded by branleighbarber.

  • Nervous breakdowns
  • Running out of rooms in tears; crying
  • Loud,melodramatic wailing
  • Live animals interacting with humans
  • Perverts
  • Dancing
  • Spontaneous bursting into song
  • Caustic indifference
  • Defiance as a character trait
  • Odd, archaic speech
  • Funny weird names (i.e. Mister Salad, MC Pee Pants)
  • Hatefulness
  • Revenge
  • Unflattering costume & makeup
  • Rampant horniness (see "perverts")
  • Inappropriate racial comments
  • Filthiness
  • Sloppy make out & groping
  • Semi-nudity
  • Biting
  • Slapping
  • Falling down
  • Pantsing
  • The word pants as in, "I'm Not Wearing..."
  • Begging
  • Melodrama
  • Death threats
  • Verbal abuse
  • Abstract well-defined worlds, i.e. "Dog Show!" sketch
  • Dead infants
  • Middle American ignorance
  • Fat frat boys
  • Swapped genders onstage
  • Insane people
  • Non-sequiters
  • uncomfortable silences
  • Callbacks to earlier references
  • Parodies of other shows
  • Incongruous laugh tracks
  • Sock monkeys
  • Real monkeys
  • Sad, slightly mistreated animals in Asian dry cleaner calendars
  • Creepy porcelain figurines
  • Blasphemey
  • Animals forced to wear human clothes
  • Old black & white films of animals in human clothes going on dates, getting married
  • Bad sitcom theme songs ("A Second Wind" from Mr. Show)

4 comments:

Porter Mason said...

"Sad, slightly mistreated animals in Asian dry cleaner calendars"

"Old black & white films of animals in human clothes going on dates, getting married"

Yes and YES.

Brandy For Sale. said...

I forgot one: Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. I see it and I'm fit to pee.

April said...

elo....?

Brandy For Sale. said...

April, ELO is not funny. It is a way of life. Shame on you.

Here's another one: kid leashes.