And If You Don't Want It, Then Burn The Hell Up.

I saw this posted somewhere else but wanted to transplant it to my blog instead of reply to where it was posted.


is it you?

pick 10 people on your list [Editor's note- or who you love and who you assume read this pile of mess once every now and again] & say something about each of them. see if they can figure out which one is them....

1. loves to bike around DUMBO and snap lovely pix
2. is totally into zombie attack preparedness
3. designs amazing Goddess-inspired jewelry
4. his inexplicable and shame-free love of sitcom "FRIENDS" does not reflect at all on his brilliant comedic talents
5. calls me Bran Van 3000 and owns the CD (as do I)
6. though not afraid to shout down giant cab drivers or be a smartass to NYPD cops when drunk, is afraid of being in apartment by herself sometimes
7. once drunkenly yanked a veil off of a dummy at a bachelorette party and yelled in her face "This should be MINE!"
8. says she does not read my blog because it makes her upset, but then does and tries to chastize me for my errant ways over her constant mystery novel & caffienne-free Diet Coke
9. Once when I kissed him on the cheek & left a huge red lipstick mark at a Halloween party, said he would never wash that cheek again
10. Once after drinking an entire bottle of champagne in 1/2 hour, gave herself 3rd degree burns and food poisoning when she staggered back to the cabin we were staying in and attempted to make "weenie bites" out of raw hot dogs and crescent rolls placed on a flimsy sheet of foil

You know who you are.