Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Master Bates Society.

Today is a wee bit better than yesterday. Look, I SAID just a WEE! Lay off me you fucking suckhole!!!!

Here is some prose from a gentleman whose comedy musings are some that I admire greatly. Maybe you might want to wait to check it out until your boss isn't directly behind you, looking at your screen, dummy.
Here is a postcard that someone said was their deepest, darkest secret. While I appreciate it on a kinship level, I hate to tell this person- it's no secret. Everyone knows, hence the title "fire crotch". Sorry to be the bearer of bad red pubic hair news but...I am. How you like me now, Kool Moe Dee?!

(with many thanks to postsecret.com)

And finally, to comeplete the trilogy, here is a picture of an orange bun-bun.


saraisloco said...

You Ass? You Ass?

It's US NOT You Ass

Brandy For Sale. said...

"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!"

April said...

are you bored? go see HP4 again. the twins are great diddling material.

Brandy For Sale. said...

Oh, those haircuts! It was too much to bear. The Weasely Twins are guaranteed panty soakers.