A friend sent me a forward of some of Bill Mahr's "New Rules". I don't see his show, I assume this is a desk piece. They were typical "I'm cranky! I'm the Gen X Andy Rooney who finger-slams Playmates in their collagen-plumped labia! Rrrrah! Grrr! Huff and puff!!" fare, nothing too amazing. But this one rankled me.
13. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just
>> weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from
>> Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you
>> gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.
Because only negroes and them other kindsa coloreds loot. Thanks, Bill! Now, go freebase some more Rogaine you turd.