A discursive account of my self-absorbed, spiteful, immature observations & obsessions.
Careful Rudy doesn't throw that one in the garbage too!
RUDY! Quit taking pictures of people's crotches!!!
I will be stealing this -- ahhh thank you very mucho mr. rudy-boto. Walked by your apartment again last night (b/c I stalk you) and saw the creepy hand dangling... I became sad that you have been gone so long so I ran into the deli under yours and bought a 40 of old E and poured some out for you... then a hot guy passed and i chucked the bottle as if it were an orange cone and forgot about it...
Then I hope you yelled, "LOOK AT MY FRIEND SARA! SHE'S HOT IT'S HER BIRTHDAY SHE'S A PRETTY LITTLE CANDY CANE!!!!!!"And then hopefully you yelled in his face, "I'M FAT AND SASSY!!!"
of course I did...
And then he said, "What's wrong with you Barbara?" and you yelled "IT'S BARBER!!"
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