Tuesday, January 10, 2006

The Time Has Come For Me To Talk About Myself (insert infinity sign here).

Me, April 2005, at the MORTIFIED! NYC Debut With Actual Ugly Diary.

Please come and see me make a fool out of myself in a bi-coastal manner. That's right. I'm going to be performing up a storm in the next 2 weeks in the Coast-to-coast sensation know to all as MORTIFIED! Check it out. I'll be in the two LA Shows and- this just in- the NYC show at the fancy new Tank! Hope to see you there.

Mortified LA
WHEN: (2 Nights) Tues Jan 17 + Thurs Jan 19
TIME: 8:00pm
WHERE: The M Bar (1253 Vine - @ Fountain)
COST: $10
TICKETS Order Online Now or dial 212-868-4444

Mortified NYC
WHAT: Mortified NYC
WHEN: Wed Jan 25
TIME: 8pm
WHERE: The Tank (279 Church Street - btwn Franklin + White)
COST: $15
TICKETS Order Online Now or dial 212-868-4444

I apologize, normally I plug my writing & performing here, but sometimes I get so excited...look, I hear this happens to everyone. NO! Of course I'm still attracted to you, I'm just, I'm tired. Lookit, work is really stressful right now. OK? Maybe we can just cuddle tonight. Oh for chrissakes... no I don't think you've gained that much weight- I said "that much" not yes! Oh, jesus, look I don't need this shit I'm going to sleep on the futon! FUCK! (door slam; quiet sobbing)


saraisloco said...

da do da do da. da do da do da. (insert ap theme here)

Brandy For Sale. said...

Ape theme?

Or American Psycho theme?

saraisloco said...

Austin Powers!!!!!!!!!!

Brandy For Sale. said...

Ah HA!

I may bring Austin Powers blazer out of retirement for the show- what says ye?